Harlequin Fleck

Owwwaaaarrrrrhhh - A primordial belch blasted from behind the giant flagstone. The ancient air was rank, yet beneath it was a whiff of promise. Not only did a lifetime of research and countless, meticulous excavations lay beneath, but, fingers crossed, the fabled robe of King Nefer-Tay - said to have been woven by the Goddess Isis herself. You’d have preferred it to have been woven in Yorkshire, like your Harlequin Fleck Beggars Run suit. The lightweight wool/silk one everybody compliments and makes you invincible. Ah, If ever there was a day to have worn it, you were thinking as they heaved the door open. When suddenly, from behind, a skeletal arm draped in a lush fabric, not quite as nice as yours, reached out, grabbed you by the neck and pulled you into the darkness. With a ghastly groan the door of the Sarcophagus rolled shut, and you were never seen again. You really shoulda worn that suit. Price shown is for our made-to-measure service.