Light Green Naturals

Like a filthy mattress, the overcast sky above did not look appealing, when suddenly, with great theatrics and blinding light, the clouds parted and made way for a giant severed hand. Fingers liker submarines it extended one at you. “YOUUU”, it bellowed, its hairy knuckles shaking. “YOOUUU! Take this suit and wear it, for this is the suit of your God.” Hovering down from the heavens, on a wooden hanger, came the most beautiful creation you’d ever seen. A suit! You take the cloth (a Light Green Naturals, very light weight and crisp, woven by Dormeuil in Yorkshire) ‘tween thumb and forefinger - tears rolled from your eyes and you giggled like a child. Then, the hand turned sideways and made a loose fist, bobbing its thumb knuckle up and down like a chin, it too chuckled. Back into the clouds it disappeared, but not before booming - “Be prepared to receive the love of all humankind!” “Thanks” you shouted back. Price shown is for our made-to-measure service