What a strange thing to occur. The tiny frog jumped right down your throat. No bigger than a sunflower seed, it was. Not sharp, but slimy and down it went! Unfortunate to happen just as you stood to deliver your grooms speech. You coughed and spluttered but down it went, into your bloodstream. Doubly unfortunate that its skin secreted a potent hallucinogenic that took effect immediately. Oh boy.
You grasped for the tables edge as an anchor to reality but your hand passed straight through the oak. Immediate osmosis took place. Upon touching the table you became the table, upon touching the chair you became the chair. (Why oh why did you choose to have your reception under the canopy of a rainforest!) You look over to your beautiful partner for comfort - to be a lighthouse in this storm, but their face dissolved into a million little froggies which hopped away into eternity.
THEN instinctively you touch your sleeve. By God what a beautiful fabric - which immediately became your North Star and your terra firma. An awe inspiring brown merino wool woven by Marling and Evans, soft and breathable, which told you who you were, why you existed and most importantly WHAT TO SAY! The speech was back on - of course it all came out as gobbledy gook and the guests correctly worried for your mental state, but a speech is a speech and everyone slowly applauded.
You grasped for the tables edge as an anchor to reality but your hand passed straight through the oak. Immediate osmosis took place. Upon touching the table you became the table, upon touching the chair you became the chair. (Why oh why did you choose to have your reception under the canopy of a rainforest!) You look over to your beautiful partner for comfort - to be a lighthouse in this storm, but their face dissolved into a million little froggies which hopped away into eternity.
THEN instinctively you touch your sleeve. By God what a beautiful fabric - which immediately became your North Star and your terra firma. An awe inspiring brown merino wool woven by Marling and Evans, soft and breathable, which told you who you were, why you existed and most importantly WHAT TO SAY! The speech was back on - of course it all came out as gobbledy gook and the guests correctly worried for your mental state, but a speech is a speech and everyone slowly applauded.
- Cloth by Marling & Evans
- Merino wool
- Horn buttons
- Viscose/acetate lining
- Dry clean only
