‘The event is invite only’ the bouncer smirks, rejecting the guy in front of you. You’re up next in your Navy 11 Wale Corduroy Suit. You weren’t invited either, but you try your luck anyway. The bouncer looks you up and down and takes in the details – single breasted, two button, rear vents, and a lining in contrasting maroon cupro.  ‘I’m tight with the DJ’ you lie but you’re not dealing with some dizzy drag queen door whore. The bouncer reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pass to the VIP bar.

‘Great suit -- tell me your tailor it’s all access, for you.’ Now it’s your turn to smirk. ‘Forget it.’ You turn on your heels and walk off to your local
pub, where everyone’s invited, and the bouncer knows better than to ask you to reveal the source of your superpower.

• Cloth by Brisbane Moss
• 100% Corduroy
• Hand stitched button holes
• 100% cupro lining
• Dry clean only
• All our suits are made-to-measure / custom.