Brachiosaurus, Argentinosaurus and Diplodocus walk into a bar.  Brach says to Dip, 'Man, that is an awesome suit! The Burgundy in Glen Check is so rich, and the grey beneath is mellow, yet captivating.'  Brach touchs the sleeve, 'Woah!!', he exclaims, 'That feels sensational.' So soft, but feels like it has some real body in there.  'Is it heavy?', he asks.  "No, I’d describe it as a mid-weight', Dip answers, 'versatile for most of the year.  And thank you for the compliment, it’s the fifth I’ve received today." he smiles.  Argy gets involved because he too is mesmerised by the fabric, 'Where was it woven?', he asks.  (Brach thinks this is a great question).  By Dormeuil in Huddersfield, England.  “The Dog’s Bollox”, as they say over there, Dip chuckles.  They get to the bar and Dip orders the first round.  'Love the Black Grenadine Silk Tie, by the way.' Brach opines as he reaches for his pint. Smooth!