What a strange thing to occur. The tiny frog jumped right down your throat.  No bigger than a sunflower seed, not sharp, but slimy and gulp!  Unfortunate to happen just as you stood to deliver your groom's speech. You coughed and spluttered but down it went, into your belly.  Doubly unfortunate that its skin secreted a potent hallucinogenic that took effect immediately. Oh boy.

You grasped for the tables edge as an anchor but your hand passed straight through the oak. Immediate osmosis took place.  Upon touching the table you became the table, upon touching the chair you became the chair.  (Why oh why did you choose to have your reception under the canopy of a rainforest!) You look over to your beautiful partner for comfort - to be a lighthouse in this storm, but their face dissolved into a million little froggies which hopped away into eternity. 

You instinctively touch your sleeve. By God what a beautiful fabric - which immediately became your North Star, your terra firma.  An awe inspiring brown merino wool woven by Marling and Evans, soft and breathable, which told you who you were, why you existed and most importantly what to say!  The speech was back on - of course it all came out as gobbledy gook and the guests correctly worried for your mental state, but a speech is a speech and you were wearing the gorgeous Beggars Run Green Blue Silk Pink Crescent Tie.  Everyone slowly applauded.

 

• Cloth by Marling & Evans
• Merino wool
• Horn buttons
• Viscose/acetate lining
• Dry clean only
• All our suits are made-to-measure / custom